AN EXTREMELY UNSERIOUS INTERNET EXPERIMENT
You have a penny.
I have a terrible
business plan.
What if everyone on Earth sent me one cent?
There’s only one very silly way to find out.
One time. Entirely optional. Absolutely no world-changing promises.
By PayPal, a penny is a penny. By card it is 50 cents, the card minimum. Card payments open soon. The total is shown before you pay.
Questionable ambition.↙

THE PENNY JAR
$0.00
Collected so far, toward $80,000,000
0 payments · $80,000,000.00 to go
0.0000000000% of $80,000,000
Counts confirmed payments only. Fee covers are listed separately. See every entry ↗
Canadians, Australians and New Zealanders: your countries already scrapped the cent. Send America one back.
WHAT THE JAR CAN BUY
From one gumball
to everyone on Earth.
Ten rungs, tiny to absurd. The jar climbs them one penny at a time.
Typical US prices, checked October 2026 and rounded. Where it varies, it says about.
- A gumball from a quarter machine.Flavor not guaranteed.25¢
- A Forever stamp, first class.Up from 78 cents in July. Even stamps want more.82¢
- A cup of coffee, regular, hot.Drip. Not the oat milk thing.about $3.50
- A movie ticket.Popcorn is a separate fundraiser.about $11.50
- A tank of gas, 15 gallons of regular.At this month’s prices. Pennies do not go far.about $65
- An iPhone 17, the base one.Let’s be realistic.$799
- A new car, the average one.Sadly, not shaped like a penny.about $50,000
- The median US home.Half of them cost more. Nobody is surprised.about $429,000
- Thirty seconds of Super Bowl ad.Airtime only. Penny would star for free.about $8,000,000
- The goal. Everyone on Earth, one cent each.Still less than the Mint lost making pennies in 2024.$80,000,000
THE MATH IS GOOD. THE PLAN IS DEBATABLE.
Eight billion people.
One cent each.
Eighty million dollars.
Yes, that’s the math. No, that’s not a forecast.
I’m Chris. I bought a domain, did some multiplication, and decided the internet deserved a spectacularly small ask.
There is no product. No secret cause. No promise of returns. Just a voluntary contribution to me, and a public experiment in how far a penny can travel.
The honest fine print ↗*Hypothetical gross total using a rounded population of 8 billion (the real figure is about 8.2 billion, which only makes the plan worse). Before fees, refunds, taxes, and the obvious problem of reaching everyone. Full math ↗
FOR THE OVERACHIEVERS
Feeling a hundred
times more ridiculous?
You can choose to send $1, $10, or more. That’s 100 pennies, 1,000 pennies, or a lot of pennies from you.
It does not count as that many people. We can still do math.
FIELD NOTES
They stopped making pennies.
I started collecting them.
Fair questions.
Honest answers.
Does the money just go to Chris? (Yes.) Can you really send exactly one penny? (Almost.) What is the fee allowance? Is the counter real? What is a penny link?
Read the FAQ ↗